Monsu @ Central Park

Monsu @ Central Park

Monsu @ Central Park

Monsu @ Central Park

Monsu no tomodachi desu!!!

Monsu no tomodachi desu!!!

1) If you are too big to ride inside the bus you can ride on top as long as you don’t crush the roof.
2) If you have multiple heads on one body you are only required to pay for one ticket.
3) If you have multiple bodies and one head you are required to pay for as many tickets as you have bodies.
4) If you belch fire you are not allowed to sit directly behind the driver.
5) Gooey slime drippers and oozers are required to clean seat after use as a courtesy to next passenger.
6) If you have pointy tentacles or sharp fins on your back you are required to use the seat protector provided.
7) You must use the door to exit. You may not make your own exit hole when you arrive at your destination
8) Those with tongues longer than six feet are not allowed to hang them out the window.
9) For safety of others, if you are made of liquid, you must contain yourself at all times.
10) No eating, drinking, spewing, sloshing, gurgling, rapid expanding or skin shedding permitted.